Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
A young lad walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, well dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing "LOVE" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He finishes each envelope with a spray of perfume.
Curious, the young lad approaches the man to ask him what he is doing and he says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed 'GUESS WHO?'"
"But why?" asked the young lad.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer!"
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